OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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