we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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