it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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