.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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