How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Barsexuality is the new black.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
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