just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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