How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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