You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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