i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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