I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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