i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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