i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Randomize
