don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
