yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
it glows. i had to have it.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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