So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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