can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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