By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
