She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
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