Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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