needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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