I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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