so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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