We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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