You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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