maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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