I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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