Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
well you can't waste a boner
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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