Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
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