Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
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