Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Go christen that room with your naked body.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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