meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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