So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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