he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Randomize
