so that wasnt chicken after all
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Randomize
