So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Randomize