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She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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