Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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