Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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