Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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