Three words: puerto rican gang bang
one two three fourrrrnication!
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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