**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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