Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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