O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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