K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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