Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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