Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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