I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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