fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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