Whoa Z and x make the same sound
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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