Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
lets start a swedish sibling band together
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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