Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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