It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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