White coat. Heels.
My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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