halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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