smell my finger.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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