Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I need moral support for this bender
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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